The Odds Were Never In Our Favor

The Odds Were Never In Our Favor

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make me choose
gorgejesy asked Divergent or The Hunger Games

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me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

shane-graceffa:

x

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"Play with her butt, not her feelings."

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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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twinksoup:

philspenis:

herbcitty:

Does anyone else think this is adorable? Excited Dan is adorable Dan. (✿◡‿◡)

what a dork

He’s so fucking dumb

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

janesfoster:

"I like being involved in interesting and creative things. I’d just rather be involved in creating it, rather than being in it."

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